Is there a slogan for Clojure

Question

ALL programmers know this:

Life is short, use python

Is there a simliar one in Clojure?

Answer 1

Simple made easy

Answer 2

"It's just data"

Answer 3

One I saw a few years ago is that Clojure is intended to bring "simplicity, empowerment and focus" to programmers.

Also note the current introduction phrase on clojure.org:

Clojure is a robust, practical, and fast programming language with a
set of useful features that together form a simple, coherent, and
powerful tool

Another nice one from Stuart Halloway, although it was for presenting Datomic Ions not Clojure: "we want to have fun writing fns".

Answer 4

simple, coherent, powerful

(summarized from https://clojure.org/)

Answer 5

Where is my Hammock?

Comments

I would add "Dude, ..." to that.

Answer 6

It's all about the data

Answer 7

Yes - "We don't do slogans."

Answer 8

Life is short but Lindy effect not

Answer 9

When you're tired of typing.

Answer 10

Slogan: a brief attention-getting phrase used in advertising or promotion

Answer 11

This isn't "official" by any means, but Clojure seems to handily win the "Economic Argument" (i.e., switching cost, productivity, minimizing bugs, etc). So I'll throw in:

"It's economics, stupid."

Answer 12

Data is easy; so does programming.

If programming is not about DATA, it is fundamentally wrong.

Answer 13

"Fight the problem, not the language" (title of a talk I gave :) )

Answer 14

I am also searching for a nice and probably funny slogan to be printed on mugs.

The best idea that I had so far:

There is a photo of a crying baby in a buggy with a laptop.

And then we have the words:

Buggy Software?
It is not your fault.
It is the programming language.
Try Clojure!